I hope you can come to the DV8 Espresso Bar and Gallery in Greensburg, PA on Saturday the 2nd of June. If you do, I can promise you a rip-roaring good time from 11 – 1! We’re having a good old-fashioned book signing and discussion of my masterpiece, “The Best-Looking One Always Wins.” They’re calling it a “book signing and discussion,” and I promise it’ll come complete with games, prizes, and fancy talk.
I’ll be telling the story about the time I met Mike Pence (it’s in the book), and then we’ll look at some pictures to determine whether the best-looking one really did win every time. Somebody will ask me to explain how Donald Trump fits into the theory, and I’ll tell her to read the book. Then we’ll play a couple games and even give a book away.
I know you’re thinking, “I’ve been to a book signing before, and they’re dull.” Well, I don’t do dull. I’m an old elementary school teacher; I know how to keep you interested.
Seriously, please come and see us at the DV8 Espresso Bar and Gallery in Greensburg, PA.
Saturday, June 2. 11 – 1